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Tardizord Twosome Episodes
Episode 20 - Bonebody
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Episode 18 - Tellified? Of course not!
Episode 19 - All for one...!
Episode 20 - Bonebody
Episode 21 - Simulant!
Episode 22 - Battle for the Castle

The Tardizord was hurtling through the Time Tunnel, its lamp flashing and its motors ticking. Truro and Dan had just been to 17th Century Paris and had met up with Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds. Worth another visit, Truro thought to himself. 30 seconds later, they re-emerged in the Zord Hangar, just as Liz was departing in her LizCopter. She waved as she caught sight of the two rangers, who saluted in reply. The rotors span and off Liz flew, out of the Hangar. "Quite an interesting trip." observed Truro. "Agreed." replied Dan. "Well worth another visit." Cedric, Carlos and Carlnados, the nagas, were putting a fresh coat of paint on the Zords, when they noticed Dan and Truro walking towards them. "Hey there, you two!" called Cedric. "Had a good trip?" "Satisfactory, Cedric" Truro called back. "Hold on a moment, we'll give you a hand!" The two rangers changed into overalls and found a large brush each. "That's the ticket!" grinned Carlnados. In no time at all, the Zords were repainted. "That's that, fellas!" said Truro. After they washed up, the rangers told the nagas about their adventure in 17th Century Paris, to which they showed interest. Suddenly, they felt a resounding rumble and the warning alarm sounded. "To the balcony!" suggested Dan, running towards the lift. The others followed suit. When they got to the balcony, they saw the cause of the rumbling. A massive skeletal dragon was causing the citizens of Shining Hills to run in panic. Everything it touched would turn it into a skeleton. The figure turned its head in the direction of the rangers and grinned a grin which was all teeth and no grin! "Jehosophat!" gasped Cedric. "Gawd, that's nasty!" remarked Carlnados. "We have to remove that beast from here!" urged Dan. "C'mon!" "BLOODY SCANNER!" called Dan and Truro together. Dan and Truro morphed up into their MK 1 suits. "GERONIMO!" they called as they jumped off the balcony, followed closely by Carlos, Cedric and Carlnados. There was an almighty THUMP! as they landed. Behind them, CB and Carly (morphed up), ran up. "Sorry we're late!" said CB. "Holy Cow! What is that?!" gasped Carly. "Bwahahahahahaha!" cackled the skeletal figure in a hellish, echoey voice, which sent shivers down everybody's spines. "You fools! Do you think you can defeat me? The one and only Buggroffya Stupordhast Bonebody?!" "In the flesh, Kitsune vanquished you, but we will vanquish you now, bonebag!" sneered Truro. "We'll soon see!" sneered Bonebody, sending a metre tall bone hurtling towards the group. "Mermaid Fin Tonfa!" Carly called, slashing down with her tonfa. It cut the bone in two, but left a horrible screech as it broke. Everyone in the vicinity cringed. Carly opened her eyes and saw that her tonfa had turned into a bone! "What the Dickens?!" she gasped. "Don't let your guard down, guys. This could get very, very nasty." Dan said through clenched teeth. The sky turned from bright blue to deep red as Bonebody cackled. CB sent his Star Hammer spinning towards the giant skeletal dragon, hit it perfectly and returned to CB in bone form. CB put his finger to his ear. "Eeeeeee......" he began. Everyone else joined in "......xtraordinary!" "Whoa! Hang on a minute! This is no time to act like David Coleman!" said Truro. "Uh, OK. TAKE TWO!" roared CB as he threw his Bone-Star Hammer. Another perfect hit...returned to CB giftwrapped in another bone. "This is ridiculous. Everytime we attack, we get boned. It's not even humourous!" remarked Carlos. "We need a Plan B." "Lucky for us, I do have a Plan B." replied Dan. "Grab on!" he said, holding his arms out. Everyone held on to Dan, who shouted "TELEPORTATION!" Instantly, they travelled to Mount Draco, or what was left of it. "Out of curiosity, Dan, why didn't you use the Tardizord?" enquired Truro. "What? And have it turned into a bone sculpture?" replied Dan. "Point taken." replied Truro, hastily. Then, evil showed his ugly, boney face again. "Hi, honey! I'm home!" "Oh, brother!" sighed Carly, rolling her eyes. "Too bad we ain't got a Brucey Bonus, eh Dan?" said Truro. "Did someone call?" came a familiar voice. "Me and my big mouth!" muttered Truro. Dan closed his eyes, then grinned. He took a deep breath. "Lady, Gentlemen, Nagas and ugly bonehead! Please welcome our guest for this episode, Mr Bruce Forsyth!" he bellowed. The heroes applauded as Bruce pirrouetted and did his pose. "Nice to see you, to see you..." "NICE!" replied the heroes. "That's right! Gordon Bennett, he's an ugly fella, ain't he!" gasped Bruce as he noticed Bonebody. "Pardon me, Mr Forsyth. But do you have a bonus which can help us?" asked Truro. Bruce thought for a moment. "How about this?" he said, clicking his fingers. A few barrels of vinegar appeared. "Vinegar? What good'll that do?" asked Carly. "Ooh, I know!" said Dan. "Yes, Dan?" asked Bruce. "It gets rid of the stiffness in bones by removing the calcium. And since this is Fast-Working Vinegar. that means instant Jelli-Skellie Bonebody!" "Correct! You win 8000 for your team!" "YAY!!!" cheered the rangers. "It's time for me to go. I'll be late for filming at BBC TV Centre. Bye!" "Bye, Bruce!" called the rangers. With a PING!, away went Brucie! "Right, Now for the vinegar!" grinned Truro. Carlos, Carlnados and Cedric fitted pumps and hoses to the barrels and along with the rangers, took aim. ""A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!" yelled Dan. They all hummed to the tune of Ghostbusters as they let loose 5 jets of vinegar. "No! Not that! No! STOP THAT!!! HEY! STOP! AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!" screamed Bonebody. In a matter of seconds, he was reduced to a jelly-like substance! Then, Truro jumped up and tied Bonebody in knots. "Not exactly what I call a 'flexible friend!'" observed Dan. There shortly followed a collected groan and a round of applause from the group. Truro kicked the jelly, bony mess into the moat surrouding Mount Draco. The moat was filled with acid and soon, it was the end of Bonebody...THE FINAL END! (I sound like the Second Doctor with that last line!) As soon as Bonebody was gone for good, all the bone sculptures turned back to normal. First, CB and Carly's weaponary, then all the buildings and citizens of Shining Hills who were unfortunate to come across Bonebody. The Tardizord materialized back in the Zord Hangar and everyone disembarked. "What an extraordinary turn of events!" remarked CB, clambering into his CB Kart. "Yeah, I'll say it was for sure!" added Carly. As soon as they keyed in their locations, the green and pink rangers were outta there! Dan reached into his back pocket and pulled out the 8000 he won earlier. He decided to put it in a safe place in the cupboard on the Tardizord console. "So, guys. How about another trip?" suggested Dan. "You must have read my mind." grinned Truro. "Count us in." said Carlos, as he, Cedric and Carlnados came onboard. "Okiedokes." replied Dan. "This lever up...this one down...Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay! We're off!" he added as he pulled down the ignition lever. The ever famous "Tick-Tick-Tickertick-Tick" started up as the Tardizord vanished from the Hangar and back into the Time Tunnel.

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